New Moon – From a guy’s point of view

Posted on November 22nd, 2009 by burgerboy

I recently saw the 2nd part of the Twilight Series which is New Moon because I was dragged along by my sister, her husband and my friend. When we were just getting the tickets, there was a long waiting line to get into the theater. Funny thing is the line was made up mostly of girls and gay people. I think that was exactly how it was meant to be since no straight guy would really want to see this movie on his own and by his own accord.

We finally got the tickets, went inside and the movie started. During the movie, you could hear the gay people shout out during parts when the lead actors took of their shirts. It was funny in a weird kind of way but there were really some things in the movie I didn’t understand. Here’s some of it:

1. How come the Wolf guys don’t have shirts on, even in the rain? (they are of course in human form during this observation)

2. Why are the Wolf guys buff? (Can’t a skinny guy turn into a wolf?)

3. Why can’t Edward talk normally and not in “bedroom” voice mode?

4. Why is it that when the three main characters (Bella, Edward and Jacob) talk to each other they have to be really close to each other? (if that was me, I’d want to say “Hey, you’re in my personal space bud! or maybe they need to get hearing aids or something)

5. Why is Edward’s sister (Alice) so hot? (I got to finish the whole movie because of her)

6. Why is Alice’s partner (Jasper) look like a geek with a psychotic episode all of the time? (He’s not suitable for Alice, I am!!!)

7. Why is it that Bella’s so lucky to have a Vampire and a Wolf guy fall in love with her? (I was thinking that there are a lot of hotter girls out there and the odds that she’d be picked by both are smaller than winning the lottery with one ticket)

8. Is Edward gay or is he gay?

All these questions of course are just a part of my opinion and this is taken from a sarcastic guys point of view.

Ending note for the guys: It’s gonna be worthwhile watching this movie because there are a ton of chicks at the waiting line and Alice is really HOT!!!

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